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>Falling back to old herd instincts, the pig henchmen ran for the exits in a blind squealing panic, and were easily subdued by the TUSK team.
>Their warthog leader, however, was not so easily spooked and he ran from the office into the warehouse with purpose.
>On reaching the corner table that held the police scanner, he snatched up a device that looked like a modified walkie talkie.
>He yelled out, "See you in hell assholes!” before repeatedly mashing one of the buttons at its center, to no effect.
>With a swift punch to the head, the rhinoceros sent the the warthog flying into the nearby wall, and his limp body came to rest on the floor.

>"Fuck! That was close,” yelled the bomb tech, as she hopped out from behind the truck.
>"I had just disconnected the other half of the redundant detonator!"
>On overhearing the kangaroo's comment, the wolf's eyes snapped open.
>"Detonator?! There’s a bomb in here?! Is that what these pigs wanted me to deliver?"
>The commander gave the wolf an intense stare. "Really? You expect us to believe you didn't know?"
>Clamping his eyes shut once more, he pleaded.
>"I swear I didn’t! They just told me I was delivering a truckload of fuel oil! I mean, I thought it was weird that they told me what route to take, but I didn't ask questions."
>The razorback chuckled, "We'll see about all that, back at the station. If you're telling the truth, then you should be thankful that we got here when we did, because there would've been nothing left of you to bury by tonight."

>Once the situation was safely contained, the pigs that could still walk were led out of the warehouse in handcuffs, and the rest were dragged out, including their leader.
>Before climbing back into the van she arrived in, the kangaroo shook Nick's paw.
>"Nice work! I’d suggest you apply to the force, but... you know,” she said, with an apologetic shrug.


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