ForgetfulBadger
Posted on 2019-12-30 01:00:35 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down)    (Report as spam)
>Judy heard him rummaging through her fridge for a few moments, before he returned with a beer bottle in each paw.
>By the time he sat down, the mayor’s address was over, and a moose reporter was speaking.
>"Early reports suggest that the group of pig terrorists who were apprehended this afternoon were planning on remotely detonating their truck bomb in the midst of the anti-collar protest in Happytown."
>"In order to make it look like the intended target was downtown, and that predators were responsible, they hired a wolf to drive the truck for them. That wolf is also in police custody, and is reportedly cooperating with investigators.”
>Judy shook her head, and glanced over at Nick's collar, which was glowing a steady green. "As if you guys don't have it hard enough already."
>Nick pried the cap off one bottle with his claws, and handed it to Judy. "Yeah, and besides the deaths of all those protesters, being blamed for the bombings would have brought an even bigger crackdown on us."
>He then opened the second one, and took a tentative sip. "Why does this beer taste like carrots?"
>She turned to him and chuckled. "Because it's carrot beer."
>"Oh. Well, it's actually not half bad."
>Judy raised her beer to him. "Cheers Nick."
>Nick clinked the neck of his bottle against hers. "Cheers Judy."

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